Robot School Girl Horror

2009 December 3
by Joshua Zimmerman

Otaku the world over can sleep a bit sounder tonight. It seems as if Japan is close to perfecting the robot Japanese School girl. Soon legions of these will be for sale around the world, after which the otaku will never leave their rooms. Ever.

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I for one would not watch this video unless you intend to rinse your eyes out heavily afterwards. That and have to deal with years of nightmares, cold sweats, and crushing guilt. I know I’m going to have to.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z6a3oxKDiQ

Japan, do you know no shame?

10 Responses leave one →
  1. December 3, 2009

    Japan seems to have a ways to go on fluid motion in their robots. So, maybe people will be leaving for a while longer until that problem is fixed. hehe.

  2. December 4, 2009

    She dances better than the real thing lol

  3. gary hubbard permalink
    December 4, 2009

    what school does she go to?

  4. Kris Zimmerman permalink
    December 4, 2009

    She is a little stiff. I think she had something to drink before this filming because she wants to tip over.

  5. giovas permalink
    December 8, 2009

    Damn you joshua i will not sleep at night for like a week now. hope this girl goes and makes love to you using industrial oil for l… well, you get the idea!

  6. December 13, 2009

    my eyes!

  7. December 23, 2009

    I think the guy behind her is either chikan or trying to keep her skirt down, can’t figure out which…lol
    good post!

  8. December 25, 2009

    If I see something like this in an alleyway, I’ll run screaming away.

  9. January 15, 2010

    oh my! I dont know what to think of those dancing skills (?) yikes!

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